Perhaps

Perhaps forever isn't as long as I think.
Perhaps there is a god (and, no, it is not Oprah).
Perhaps a good lay does not solve everything.
Perhaps I made a mistake, but nobody will ever tell me. On the second thought, I know somebody will say something.
Perhaps they didn't mean it.
Perhaps it is okay to be occasionally wrong.
Perhaps it was all your fault.
Perhaps ignorance is actually bliss.
Perhaps you think this song is about you, don't you? If so, you're so vain.
Perhaps size does matter.