- This usually costs extra.
- Is that a ring?
- Your knuckles are huge.
- What are you doing later?
- Sprinkle the infield while down there.
- Don't forget the taint.
- Is this what giving birth feels like?
- That's my spot.
- Lower.
- No, lower.
- Seriously, lower.
- Hold it right there.
- Mmmmmm.
Saturday, August 30, 2014
Things to not say during prostate exam
My dad is going to die very soon
I walked into his apartment and sat beside his bed as he lay asleep. His wife gave a nudge and his bleary eyes opened halfway. A half smile...
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