Things about you

You're taller than you think.

Your self-esteem is based on what others think of you.

People tell you that you look great, but actually you're a bit chubby.

You're into porn, but you don't tell anybody.

You are nowhere near as smart as you think - and people know it.

You like to tell everybody you are happy, but you're not.

You laugh about your inability to lie when actually you are a great liar.

You rearrange the cookies in the box to hide the fact you ate some.

You said it was the first time doing it, but it was the second and the second found about the first and it was over.

You hate it when people sit on your bed.